Orion's Great Jelly Bean Taste Test

Orion takes his jelly beans seriously. This week he lined up forty-nine flavors, made a scorecard, and appointed himself head judge.

A few rulings from the bench:

• Buttered popcorn — polarizing, as always. Dad’s favorite, Orion’s least.
• Juicy pear — the dark horse winner.
• Toasted marshmallow — “tastes like camping.”

The full ranking is taped to the fridge and subject to change without notice.

(Placeholder entry — replace with Orion’s real reviews and photos.)